Trophy Husband

So the other day I asked Tony if he suspected that everyone else on the boat knew that he was a Trophy Husband.

He wasn't sure.

He does get special treatment.

He got a special life vest for his massiveness.

Normal is on the left.  Tony is on the right. 

I'm thankful.  That way he won't be hanging on my heels all the way to safety.

He also got a bedspread sized bathrobe from our kind steward, Ben.

He does work hard and looks very intelligent while he's revising his screenplays on the Observation Deck.

Already famous.

Tony is really good at planning trips and navigation.

He tends to cause a stir because there are so many opportunities to bump his head on this ship.

Even when he's working out, the elliptical has to be set at "flat" so he doesn't hit his head on the gym ceiling.  Clearly no one jumps ropes in here.

It's fun to follow him and see people's reactions after he passes them.  He tries to make himself look small and appear friendly so as not to start a panic.  I notice that people look at Tony's feet to see if he's wearing some kind if man platforms...which would somehow explain everything. 🤔 

And, as you saw earlier.  He does clean up well.

A woman I met told me I was lucky that I had a good looking older husband.  I thanked her,  wondering, "older than what?".